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seemz we are missin a jokes thread. I dont no of any but thought i would start one
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3:14pm
28/08/2009
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Tyrian
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Posted 28th August 2009 at 3:14pm |
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Nothing much has happened here…lets see what I can come up with!!!
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced “a typical Texas baby” weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, “Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?”
“Yup, shore am!”
“How much does he weigh now?”
The proud father answered, “Ten pounds.”
The bartender said, “Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds.”
The proud Texas father said, “Jest had him circumcised!”
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3:45pm
28/08/2009
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2:55pm
02/09/2009
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Posted 2nd September 2009 at 2:55pm |
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Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
LOL 
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3:25pm
02/09/2009
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Amanda
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Posted 2nd September 2009 at 3:25pm |
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Ha ha not bad Lisa 
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3:31pm
02/09/2009
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Mrmega
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Posted 2nd September 2009 at 3:31pm |
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Don't encourage her!! I'll come up with a good joke…just wait….
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3:33pm
09/09/2009
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Posted 9th September 2009 at 3:33pm |
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Post edited 3:37pm - 09/09/2009 by Gumby
Does this count as a joke….
Kate Moss stormed out of the GQ Men of The Year Awards last night.
The British supermodel was caught on camera shouting expletives as she interrupted an interview with her friend Lily Allen - who had been awarded the Woman of the Year accolade - to reveal she was leaving.
She said: “He's so f***ing rude, I'm never coming here again!”
It is believed she took offence to a joke made by Irish actor James Nesbitt as he presented a prize at the British men's magazine's annual prize-giving ceremony.
Trying to resolve the situation, Lily called to her friend: “He didn't mean it like that Kate!”, but Moss still grabbed boyfriend Jamie Hince and made a quick exit.
Ha ha ha
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4:02pm
09/09/2009
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Daria
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Posted 9th September 2009 at 4:02pm |
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Oh what did he say what did he say?!?!?!?
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4:06pm
09/09/2009
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SilverBird
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Posted 9th September 2009 at 4:06pm |
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Ok you're getting away from the actual topic now!!! JOKES
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